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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1377 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?