DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Farms Harvested:	783
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	6557
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3285

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchantments Applied:	246
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	6472
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6171
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.