DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	94	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8310
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.