DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Emeralds Found:	8182

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Runes Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8635
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6738	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8980	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.