DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4309

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6170	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ores Mined:	1362	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	4824
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3964
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6438	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.