DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Void Armor Forged:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Dragon Eggs Found:	4457
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimension Hops:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	643	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9545	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Farms Harvested:	199	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crops Grown:	4661
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Emeralds Found:	3601	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.