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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8981 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?