DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 102 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!
Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.
But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!
So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.
So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.
So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
