DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4963 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!
Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.
But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!
So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5533 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.
So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 292541 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.
And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
