DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 253 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
