DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.
So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 173 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
