DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.
oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;
– New crafts and enchantments;
– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;
– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;
– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.
New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.
Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7502 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Version: java 1.20.1
| Survival Gameplay | Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. |
| Land System | Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation. |
| Economy | Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. |
| Custom weapons | Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! |
| Custom brewing | Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!) |
| Tribes | Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak! |
Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)
| Question | Answer |
| How do I join the server? | You can find the server information in our Discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| Can I create my own tribe? | Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join. |
| Are there any in-game events? | We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting. |
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?
so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
