DriveOrDieDateNight

alcohol, Boyfriend, criticising, date, double date, DRIVE, DriveOrDieDateNight, Friend, good time, husband, Issues, MONEY, past, refusing, Rural, selfish, social events, taxi, TEAM, touchy subject, Upset

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crops Grown:	5304	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	733065
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take one for the team and let you have a good time without worrying about driving home!

Join us and experience a world where the creepers are the designated drivers and the Endermen are your personal chauffeurs. Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world drama and enjoy a drink (or two) without any judgment.

Forget about expensive taxis and saving money for winter trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or surviving the zombie apocalypse.

So come on, join us and let loose in a virtual world where alcohol is never the root of any issues and everyone puts each other first. It’s time to have some fun and leave the real world drama behind. See you in the game!

Gifts4Life

cherished possessions, cherished toys, childhood memories, childhood treasures, christmas gift, festive surprises, gift giving, Gift ideas, Gifts4Life, holiday presents, holiday traditions, lasting joy, long lasting gifts, memorable gifts, Nostalgia, sentimental items, special memories, timeless presents, treasured belongings, wish list

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8771	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you unwrapped that one Christmas gift as a kid that made your heart skip a beat? Well, imagine feeling that same level of euphoria every time you log onto our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding virtual treasures that will make you feel like a kid on Christmas morning all over again. From rare diamond blocks to enchanted weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends, our server is a gift that keeps on giving.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret Santa event where players can exchange gifts and spread holiday cheer all year round. Who needs a real-life Christmas when you can have an endless supply of virtual presents to unwrap?

So come on, don’t be a Grinch! Join our Minecraft server and rediscover the magic of Christmas every time you play. Santa Claus himself would be jealous of the gifts waiting for you in our pixelated wonderland!

CrocodileCraft Server: Dundee’s Demise!

Actor, Australia, australian film, Beloved, Character, conservation, crocodile, crocodile dundee, CrocodileCraft, death, demise, dundee, Dundees, FAMOUS, film, iconic, Legacy, Movie, Peaceful, Reptile, Server, Steve Irwin, wildlife, Zoo

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE CROCODILES THAT ARE FRIENDLY AND DO THE MACARENA! THEY’RE LIKE THE CROCODILE FROM THAT MOVIE CROCODILE DUNDEE BUT EVEN BETTER! THEY’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL! PLUS, OUR ZOOKEEPERS ARE TRAINED IN THE ART OF CROCODILE WHISPERING, SO YOU’LL BE SAFE AS A BUG IN A RUG! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CROCODILES DECIDE TO START A BOY BAND INSTEAD!

NukeCraftFrenchGrid

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, edf, electricity, electricity generation, ENERGY, energy production, Environment, France, French energy, Grid, nuclear energy, nuclear industry, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, NukeCraftFrenchGrid, power, reactor construction, renewable energy, Technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more reactors than france! we got so many reactors, the whole server glows at night like a rave party. you can build your own nuclear power plant and watch the creepers get radiation poisoning. join us for the most explosive experience in minecraft history! who needs france when you got us?

Quantum Laser Quest

780nm laser, affordable, Development, efficiency, innovation, Lab, laser, lightweight, matchbox-sized laser, miniaturization, optics, photonics, portable, Precision, Quantum, quantum computing, quantum research, Quest, research, scientific advancements, scientists, tabletop lasers, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

YO YO YO, LISTEN UP GAMERS! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY PLACE!

SO, GET THIS, SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED A TINY LASER THAT’S LIKE A MATCHBOX BUT POWERS UP LIKE A TABLETOP LASER! IT’S LIKE HAVING A LASER GUN IN YOUR POCKET, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S TOTALLY SAFE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE USE THAT LASER TO MINE DIAMONDS LIKE A BOSS! IMAGINE BLASTING THROUGH BLOCKS WITH A LASER BEAM, IT’S LIKE BEING A SUPERHERO IN MINECRAFT!

PLUS, THIS LASER CAN WORK INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE LAB, SO YOU CAN MINE DIAMONDS ANYWHERE YOU WANT! NO MORE LIMITS, BABY!

SO, IF YOU WANNA BE A DIAMOND-BLASTING, LASER-WIELDING LEGEND, JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I PROMISE!

Solaris Cove

Abilities, Adventuring, alliances, BUILD, Chill, collaboration, Community, Conquer, Cove, Crafting, Dream Base, Experience, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, Laws, Minecraft, Paradise, Ruler, Server, smp, solaris, vibrant

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Towns Built:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Solaris Cove Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional Nation Roleplay	Build and lead your own nation, or focus on crafting and adventuring. Engage in roleplay on your terms.
Mods That Enhance Every Experience	Includes Create Mod, Origins Mod, Land Claiming, and more. Elevate your gameplay with these mods.
A Community for Everyone	Join a welcoming community that celebrates creativity and collaboration. Participate in server events and dynamic storylines.

FAQ

Q: Is the server currently in development?

A: Yes, Solaris Cove is currently in development.

Q: Are there specific mods available on the server?

A: Yes, the server includes mods such as Create Mod, Origins Mod, and Land Claiming, among others.

Q: Can players engage in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, players have the option to participate in an optional nation roleplay or focus on crafting and adventuring.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, Solaris Cove offers a welcoming community that encourages creativity and collaboration. Players can participate in server events and dynamic storylines.

Q: Where can I find more information about Solaris Cove?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/solariscove for more information and updates.

Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, Autonomy, civil rights, Democracy, emancipation, empowerment, equality, ETERNAL, everyone, free will, freedom, freedom of expression, freedom of speech, HORIZON, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, individual rights, Liberation, Liberty, long tail, self-determination, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	187	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. You can do whatever the heck you want, like build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. It’s total anarchy, man.

Join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of freedom. You can be a wizard, a ninja, or even a flying potato. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for cheese.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild. Just don’t forget to bring your llama and a bucket of lava. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.

> Play Some Webflash Sonic Game Minecraft SMP

Anime, Cool, Designed, first, forever live, Game, human men, knowledge, Legal, love, Love at first sight, Men, Minecraft, picrel, Play, real, Sight, smp, sonic, sonic-x anime, Webflash, webflash sonic game

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine a block. Imagine the hilarity of trying to build a house while busting a move every few seconds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fowl play? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where anything can happen, from dancing diamonds to chicken conspiracies. Who knows what adventures await you? Join now and let the madness begin!

GiftGriefNoThx

ah, Bad Faith, bargaining tool, Birthday, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Displeased, family, Favor, gift, GiftGriefNoThx, hard-earned money, house chores, hurt feelings, Manipulation, not accepting, Respect, sibling, sister

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	5348
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gifts are not just gifts, they’re bargaining tools! Join us for some sibling drama like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every block you mine comes with a hidden agenda, where every gift you receive comes with strings attached. Will you accept the gift and play along, or will you stand your ground and put that gift right back where it came from?

Our server is filled with surprises, twists, and turns that will keep you on your toes. Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this? So come on in, join the fun, and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of sibling gift-giving gone wrong. Remember, it’s not just a gift – it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

SyriaEvacGoneWrong

BREAKS DOWN, Conflict, Crisis, diplomatic incident, emergency, evacuation mission, international relations, malfunction, Military, Naval, open sea, personnel evacuation, rescue operation, russia, Russian, stranded, stranded at sea, Syria, SyriaEvacGoneWrong, Ukrainian Intelligence, Vessel

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Towns Built:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4770	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

lol u know u wanna join this minecraft server cuz we got a russian vessel that breaks down in the open sea and ukrainian intelligence is all up in it like WHOA. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans we got goin on. plus, our minecraft world is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. join now before the russian vessel gets fixed and sails away into the sunset.

Fantasy Isles Server 1.20.6

1.20.6, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Eternal rebalance, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, GraFES 2024, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rebalances, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Server, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	355	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Join for the most epic adventures and crazy shenanigans you’ll ever experience in your blocky life!

We got Grand Yatima and Grand Raphael summoning like it’s nobody’s business! Plus, rebalances for weapons that are 150gm – like, what even is that? It’s all happening in 2025, so don’t miss out on the madness!

And guess what? We’ve got a Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael that’s only available until 12/26 – better snag it quick, fam!

But wait, there’s more! New Year’s Special with free Grand Selector, Daily Roulette, 200 Login Crystals, MagFest, and so much more! It’s gonna be lit like a creeper explosion!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a noob, be a blocky boss!

The Mighty Minecraft SMP

Authoritative, Commanding, Compelling, DOMINANCE, Dominant, dynamic, empowerment, forceful, Impactful, influence, INTENSE, Mighty, Minecraft, Potent, Powerful, Resilient, robust, smp, strength, STRONG, STURDY, Vigorous

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where you have to worry about creepers blowing up your hard work? Well, look no further because our server is POWERFUL! How powerful, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on another player’s base. But instead of running away in fear, that player used their powerful skills to tame the chickens and turn them into an army of feathered warriors. The chicken army went on to conquer the entire server, leaving a trail of feathers and egg shells in their wake.

If you want to harness the power of chickens, or maybe just build some epic structures without worrying about pesky griefers, then our server is the place for you. Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior!

PrintCraft Minecraft Server

coworker conflict, coworker relationships, Minecraft, office behavior, office communication, office conflict, office disputes, office drama, office dynamics, office etiquette, office printer, office printer rules, office printer use, office professionalism, office rules, PrintCraft, Server, work environment, work printer etiquette, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace etiquette, workplace norms

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	165091	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with office drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only printer you have to worry about is the one you craft yourself out of pixels! No more jammed queues or coworkers hogging the printer for their personal stuff – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own office and set the rules however you want. Want to ban printing altogether? Go for it! Want to create a printer that only prints out memes? The power is in your hands on our server.

And if you ever feel like you need to blow off some steam after dealing with annoying coworkers, just hop on our server and unleash your creativity. Build a giant statue of yourself to assert dominance or create a secret underground lair to hide from office drama – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to office printer woes – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing jammed up is your creativity!

ExPowerlessExGF

aita, auto-drafting, blocked, cleaning, Collections, Communication, Contact, DEBT, Dogs, electricity service, ex, Expectations, ExPowerlessExGF, instagram, parents, payment, relationship, separation, social media, unrealistic

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	5320
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	183	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as abundant as diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player and their ex. Imagine the chaos of watching dogs, unpaid bills, and blocked communication – all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. From mysterious disappearances to epic battles with creepers, every day is a new adventure.

So why join our server? Because you never know what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. Plus, where else can you find a community as entertaining as this one? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, Deception, diplomatic incident, Espionage, Fake, foreign affairs, government relations, Identity Fraud, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, military deception, north korean, political tension, Russian military IDs, sanctions, security breach, soldiers, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2722	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so, liek dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got north korean soldiers runnin around with fake russian military ids, ukraine be like whaaat. u can join their army and fight in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. also, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of dirt. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parental PvP Legacy

36, children, decades later, domestic violence, effects, greater risk, Heart Disease, INCREASE, intergenerational impact, later in life, Legacy, Link, long-term effects, mental health, Parental, parents, physical health, PvP, researchers, Trauma, violence, Witness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Animals Bred:	80	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	5523

come join our minecraft server, where we guarantee a 0% chance of witnessing any violence between parents! unlike those other servers where parents are fighting all the time, ours is a peaceful paradise where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

studies show that playing on our server can decrease your risk of heart disease by 36%! that’s right, just by building and exploring in our virtual world, you’ll be improving your heart health for years to come.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to a healthier heart! plus, we have free diamonds for all new players. because who needs therapy when you have minecraft, amirite?