Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Void Armor Forged: 17 Towns Built: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 526 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Farms Harvested: 589 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 389 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ores Mined: 9580

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 366
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ores Mined: 7989 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 188 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 160 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 96 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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