𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.
Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unofficial translations of the WN thrown in for good measure. Who needs seriousness when you can have a blast with us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3216 |
| Crops Grown: | 3162 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.
But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning!
Join us on our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Decagrammaton where you can battle giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault where you have to fight a field of special armor-wearing cows, or a Total Assault where you must navigate through an indoor maze filled with insane and tormenting obstacles? It’s like a Minecraft version of a twisted carnival, and you’re invited to join the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing Enderman. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!
So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.
But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.
So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.
But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.
So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Welcome to the server with free donation, a server without admins and very few rules, to get a free donation write /free and /hack
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rare and elusive black pipo! Why do they ruv black pipo, you ask? Because these mysterious creatures drop diamonds instead of pork chops! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds or just hunt down some black pipo for some bling bling loot.
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary black pipo, build insane structures with our unlimited resources, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down and see why everyone is raving about our server – because who wouldn’t ruv black pipo and all the craziness that comes with it?
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
