𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 392 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
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| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7736 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.
And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
