𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1263 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1554 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
