Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	137
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Buildings Constructed:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Animals Bred:	86	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.