so, like, imagine you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in our server, right? and then BAM! out of nowhere, you hear a chicken clucking right in your ear! next thing you know, you’re making the craziest decisions, like jumping off a cliff just for fun! it’s all because of the dopamine rush, man. join our server for the wildest adventures and the most unexpected sounds that will make you do the most insane things! come on, you know you want to risk it all for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Zombie Dances: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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