Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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