Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8268
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 29 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Void Gems Collected: 32 Invisible Walls Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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