Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Love Letters Sent: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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