Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • StepDadFTW or AITA4PreferringStepDad

    StepDadFTW or AITA4PreferringStepDad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free family dynamics! Join us for a chance to navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex-wife and her new husband, Matthew.

    Experience the thrill of having your parenting decisions constantly overturned by a man who just stepped into your daughter’s life! Watch as your daughter slowly starts to see Matthew as her real father, leaving you feeling like a Minecraft block that’s been left out in the rain.

    But don’t worry, we also offer opportunities for you to express your resentment and confusion in a safe and virtual environment. Build your own virtual world where you can assert your parental rights and maybe even win back your daughter’s affection from Matthew, the Minecraft dad of the year!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GrainCraft Minecraft Server

    GrainCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more explosions than ukraine and russia combined! our ships are filled with GRAIN, not just any grain, but magical grain that will make your crops grow faster than you can say “potato.”

    we have black sea themed builds that will make you feel like you’re sailing the high seas, except without the risk of getting hit by a russian missile. our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about international conflicts and just focus on building the best farm in all of minecraft.

    so what are you waiting for? come sail the black sea with us and see why our server is the bomb…literally!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TacoTownMC Assassins

    TacoTownMC Assassins
    come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor is always getting assassinated but respawns like a boss every time. we got crazy pvp battles, epic quests, and a taco stand on every corner. join now and see if you can survive longer than the mayor!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Piggyback Parkour Fun

    Piggyback Parkour Fun
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs are jacked and ready to give you a piggyback ride like no other! climb to insane heights and see just how challenging it can get to ride those muscular pigs around. watch out for the flying cows and dancing chickens, they’ll try to distract you from your ultimate piggyback adventure. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to ride the tallest pig in all of minecraft land!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Magic Items Found: 5392 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GreenDragon Minecraft server

    GreenDragon Minecraft server

    This is the GreenDragon Server, there is PvP Donations Survival Grif Quests And without private and maybe recruiting a helper, come in! version 1.16.5

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RLFactions Season 1: The Battle of the Blocky Titans – No Rules, Just Pixels

    RLFactions Season 1: The Battle of the Blocky Titans – No Rules, Just Pixels
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season 1
    Discord Join our Discord

    Overview:

    RLFactions is a heavily modded factions server that combines the brutality of RLCraft survival with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players will face challenges from dungeons and other players riding dragons, requiring a strong focus on building and strategizing for survival.

    FAQ:

    Q: What makes RLFactions different from other factions servers?

    A: RLFactions offers a unique blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions mechanics, creating a competitive environment that requires both survival skills and strategic gameplay.

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server after joining.

    Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on RLFactions?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. These rules are listed on our Discord server.

    Q: What mods are included in RLFactions?

    A: The server includes a selection of mods that enhance the survival experience, such as RLCraft and other faction-related mods.

    Q: Is RLFactions suitable for all players, including beginners?

    A: RLFactions is designed to offer a challenge to experienced players who are looking for a tough survival experience combined with faction warfare. While beginners are welcome to join, they may find the server more suited to players with some prior experience in modded gameplay.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 155
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

    Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP

    Single 8 Pin CPU Connector Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BandDadBeGone

    BandDadBeGone
    Are you tired of dealing with a dad who thinks he’s the ultimate punk rocker from the 90s? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can create your own band with fellow players and rock out without any interference from overbearing parents. No more having your lyrics critiqued or being kicked out of practice for some “real bass playing” lessons.

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can design your own punk rock outfits and show off your rebellious style. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own stage for epic performances that will leave your dad speechless.

    Join now and say goodbye to family group chat drama and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Let’s rock and roll, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

    PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely
    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pi Plays Pokémon

    Pi Plays Pokémon
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

    and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

    so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

    Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server
    Server Name Ducking SMP
    Theme Ducks
    Server Type Minecraft
    Version 1.21.1
    Discord Join our Discord
    Subreddit Visit our Subreddit

    Overview:

    Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

    Why Join Us?

    • Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
    • Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
    • Events & Challenges: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
    • Active Staff: Always here to help.
    • 18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
    • Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
    • Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
    • Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

    What do I need to start playing on the server?

    Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

    Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

    Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

    Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

    Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

    Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

    How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

    Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Tank Girls Minecraft Server

    Tank Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

    So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ConcertCraft EarlyExit

    ConcertCraft EarlyExit
    Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

    On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

    So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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