Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Farms Harvested: 365
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
Towns Built: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Villages Defended: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

    Movie Buff Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have impeccable taste in cinema. That’s right, we want to know what kinos you watch before we let you join our exclusive community.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug a hole so deep that he ended up in the Nether. Rumor has it he’s still down there, mining away for all eternity. Will you be the one to find him and join him in his quest for infinite diamonds?

    So if you’re ready to test your movie knowledge and embark on wild adventures with the Diamond Digger, then come join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure you bring your popcorn and pickaxe, because things are about to get crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PixelPerfection

    PixelPerfection
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 81 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Farms Harvested: 568 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CreeperZapCraft

    CreeperZapCraft
    join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Bug Out Breakout

    Bug Out Breakout
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Dimension Hops: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork ?

    What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork
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    1. SkyRealms – SkyRealms offers a skyblock experience similar to NeoNetwork, with custom features and a dedicated community.
    2. CraftYourTown – CraftYourTown is a survival-focused server with an active player base and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh.
    3. PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a unique twist on Minecraft, PixelmonCraft combines the world of Pokemon with Minecraft gameplay for a truly immersive experience.
    4. MineSaga – MineSaga offers a variety of game modes, including skyblock, survival, and more, making it a versatile choice for players looking for diverse gameplay options.
    5. PvPLand – PvP enthusiasts will enjoy PvPLand, a server dedicated to intense player vs player battles and competitive gameplay. With custom features and events, PvPLand is a great option for those looking for a challenge.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Brainless

    Brainless

    𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

    𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ | ᴜᴘɢʀᴀᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴᴇʀꜱ | ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ꜱᴋᴜʟʟꜱ | ᴇᴅɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀʀᴍᴏʀ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ | ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ!

    𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

    𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

    Manga Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SisGradNoTalkieMC

    SisGradNoTalkieMC
    Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Enchantments Applied: 290
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HamburgCaliphateGather

    HamburgCaliphateGather
    Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

    So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Triumvirate Network

    The Triumvirate Network

    Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

    Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

    Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

    We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dimension Hops: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Star Shards Collected: 100
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 3705 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TrendyCrafts

    TrendyCrafts
    Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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