Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Emeralds Found: 3513
Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Holy Grails Found: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 83
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Animals Bred: 106
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 271 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Alien Abductions: 0
    Potions Brewed: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 4634
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Enchantments Applied: 159

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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