Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Animals Bred:	61	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyBomberBrigade

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so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1454	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2511	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	186

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	5030
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	152

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6417	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Items Found:	3559	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3826	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Farms Harvested:	659
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	7567
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	126
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.