Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

    BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

    So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyInheritance

    CraftyInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

    Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6920
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

    TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1932 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Animals Bred: 102 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3842 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 477 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Towns Built: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 264 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Mines Excavated: 1387
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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