Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 119187
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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