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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Animals Bred: 60 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Enchantments Applied: 74
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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