Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

    Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

    And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2998 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

    Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Farms Harvested: 349
    Potions Brewed: 108 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GrannyGriefMC Server

    GrannyGriefMC Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pretentious players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a player comes along and tells you that your design isn’t realistic for a medieval setting. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Not you! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone raining on your parade.

    But wait, there’s more! Imagine mining away peacefully when someone tries to show off their knowledge by bragging about their science A level. Seriously, who needs that kind of showboating? Not you! On our server, we value creativity and fun over trying to one-up each other.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a strict “no interrupting conversations to talk about random characters” policy. Because let’s face it, nobody likes a conversation hog.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can be yourself, build to your heart’s content, and leave the pretentious players behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftingWifeRage

    CraftingWifeRage
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of working from home? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual getaway where your boss can’t interrupt your meetings and your spouse can’t barge in on your gaming time.

    Imagine building your dream castle without any distractions, except maybe a creeper or two. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity flow, away from the real world drama.

    And hey, if your boss or spouse do happen to find their way onto the server, just blame it on a glitch in the matrix. We won’t tell anyone your secret escape plan. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1237

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SadBoiMinecraftSMP

    SadBoiMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireworks, and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… probably).

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 670
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Bliss

    Blocky Bliss
    The best feeling in the world is when you’re mining for diamonds on our Minecraft server and you accidentally stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with armies of evil bunnies, and participate in intense llama races across treacherous terrain. And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with a beak of iron and feathers of gold?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can be living out wild and wacky fantasies in our one-of-a-kind world?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2409 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops

    HezboCraft: RIP Israeli Troops
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battle between israeli troops and hezbullah in lebanon!!! build ur own army of blocky soldiers and take down ur enemies in the most intense pvp battles ever!!! who will come out on top, the israelis or hezbullah?? u decide in this crazy world of blocky warfare!!! plus, there’s a secret hidden base where u can find rare loot and treasures to help u in battle!!! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!!!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Animals Bred: 137 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Enchantments Applied: 158

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

    NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Animals Bred: 85 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]

    Redfield: Where cows wear sunglasses and creepers do the cha-cha slide [SMP]
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/justin-waller/">Redfield Modded</a> SMP

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a casual and fun environment for community driven players.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit community with like-minded individuals like you!

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would change. All mods and creative content are for convenience only. The mods currently installed are: Markers Pack, Mini Blocks, Mob Heads, and Redfield 4.25 which includes boarderless glass and some other visual changes.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players 18 years or older.

    Come join our 4th season of the Redfield SMP! Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    What to Expect?

    • Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    • Casual Environment
    • Active Discord/Realm
    • Community Elected Positions
    • Joinable Sub-communities
    • Hermitcraft-style

    If any of this interests you, check us out! Join our Discord Server

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Crops Grown: 4162
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP

    Walk of Fame Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than WWE Chairman Vince McMahon himself! That’s right, the man who brought you epic battles in the wrestling ring now brings you epic battles in the world of Minecraft.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own wrestling arena, complete with ring ropes made of diamonds and turnbuckles made of emeralds. Take on other players in epic wrestling matches where the only rule is to come out on top.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Vince McMahon himself will make a guest appearance on the server, challenging players to a wrestling match for the ages. Will you be the one to take down the Chairman and claim victory?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the excitement of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even earn a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for your epic wrestling skills!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

    CelebCrushMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find out that your celebrity crush is actually a secret player on our server! Rumor has it that Justin Bieber is a master builder and Taylor Swift is a redstone genius. Who knows, you might even end up building a love shack with your celeb crush in our virtual world! So come join us and see if you can snag a date with your favorite star!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MineCraftMoguls

    MineCraftMoguls
    Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in Minecraft like mining and farming? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and become a professional chicken jockey racer! That’s right, saddle up on a chicken and race against other players in epic chicken jockey races that will have you clucking with excitement!

    But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional block painter? Show off your artistic skills by painting blocks in vibrant colors and creating masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous. And don’t forget about our exclusive career as a lava diver! Dive into pools of lava and see if you can survive the heat for the ultimate adrenaline rush.

    So why waste your time on boring old careers when you can join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious jobs in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DesertCraft Minecraft Server

    DesertCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be saudi arabia and cut military spending cuz our budget is tight from buying too many virtual camels and gold-plated sand blocks. we need ur help to mine more diamonds and emeralds so we can afford to feed our virtual army of pixelated camels. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. come join the fun and help us save saudi arabia from financial ruin in the world of minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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