Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4854
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	866	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Farms Harvested:	419

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3849	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4372	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	696769
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.