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VCR Stream Survival: Where Minecraft meets retro tech in the most confusing way possible

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Tired of watching VCR streams from the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where VCRs are banned and dinosaurs roam free! Our server is so epic, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a hot tub made of lava. Join us now and say goodbye to boring VCRs forever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6083	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ZeldaCraft: Where ‘Traditional Zelda is better’ is just a myth

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Are you tired of the same old boring Zelda games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have reimagined the world of Zelda in a way you’ve never seen before!

Forget about traditional Zelda, our server takes the classic formula and turns it upside down with crazy new challenges and quests. And don’t even get us started on Skyward Sword – we’ve banished that piece of shit game to the depths of the Nether!

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Zelda like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PalestineCraft: Where Creepers Wear Keffiyehs and Villagers Bargain for Peace #1304

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can bake bread while fighting off Glowniggers and well-poisoning enemies? Look no further! Join our server where we bake bread to fight off the Zionist occupation forces invading our city! With over 33,843 martyrs and 76,575 wounded, the stakes are high but the bread is higher! Our fighters engage in fierce clashes with the Glowniggers and their military vehicles, using machine guns and baguettes to defend our land. Plus, our marches have successfully hit Iron Dome platforms and crew, leaving them dead and wounded. So come join us, deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse Total Kike Death (TKD)! It’s a wild ride full of outrageous battles and delicious baked goods. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in a General LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further than our server, where the early access is happening on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration going on until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT – who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0, so you can travel to different regions in the blink of an eye. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event – show off your skills and dominate the competition!

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, come join one of our meetups – from crafting meetups to spooky clubs and even Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows what kind of wild events and collaborations we’ll have next – the sky’s the limit on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	190924
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DizzyCraft: Where walking straight is overrated! >_<

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DragonCraft: Where Akira Toriyama Resurrects Every 3 Days!

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the fate of Akira Toriyama’s reincarnation hangs in the balance? That’s right, on this server, we have King Taizan himself determining the conditions of Toriyama’s rebirth. Will he come back as a Japanese man? A dragon ball? Who knows!

But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3861	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	7822
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ores Mined:	6890	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyBreeders: Where Success Breeds Contempt and Creepers Run Amok

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies… wait, what?! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Shamans and Sheep: A Minecraft RPG Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old classes? Well, look no further because our server has RPGs with the shaman class! Join us and harness the power of nature to summon chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn your enemies into adorable bunnies that can’t stop dancing.

But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6947
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Potions Brewed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	2786
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Tranny Denial: Where RPGs and Minecraft collide in hilarious fashion!

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Are you tired of dealing with repressed trannies in your RPG games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, whether that’s a warrior princess or a dragon-slaying unicorn. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our armor is so fabulous that even the most attention-seeking booty won’t distract you from your quest. So come on, join us and let your inner tranny shine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8282	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

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Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	466298	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MapleCraft: Sorry for the Creeper, Eh?

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Canadians don’t know The Devil Went Down to Georgia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while jamming out to some country classics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to fiddle contests for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to out-fiddle the devil on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magic Items Found:	6361
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0