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KoranCraft: JailbreakPVV

cabinet formation, far right, Jail, JailbreakPVV, Koran, KoranCraft, Netherlands, NSC leader, Offense, Pieter Omtzigt, punishable, PVV, Sunday, talks, television talk show

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE FAR RIGHT PVV FROM NETHERLANDS TOOK OVER MINECRAFT AND MADE OWNING A COPY OF THE KORAN A CRIME! JOIN US FOR SOME WILD TIMES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! BUILD A SECRET KORAN LIBRARY IN YOUR BASE AND TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT BY THE NSC LEADER PIETER OMTZIGT! WILL YOU SURVIVE FIVE YEARS IN OUR VIRTUAL JAIL?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – JOIN OUR SERVER NOW!

Galaxy Burst Radio – Caltech Deep Synoptic

Astronomical Observations, astronomical research, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Burst, Caltech, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, cosmic mysteries, cosmic phenomena, deep, Deep Synoptic Array-110, electromagnetic radiation, Galaxy, galaxy evolution, magnetars, massive galaxies, neutron stars, Radio, radio bursts, Scientific breakthroughs., scientific discoveries, space research, stellar phenomena, Synoptic

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

yo yo yo come join dis EPIC minecraft server where u can be a part of da most insane adventures eva! we got mighty radio bursts linked to massive galaxies, like whaaat?! u can explore da universe while buildin ur own epic base and fightin off creepers and zombies. our server is so lit, even Caltech’s Deep Synoptic Array-110 is talkin bout us! join now and be a part of da craziest minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover how magnetars form while playin on our server. don’t miss out, come join da fun now!

❄BubbleLine❄ – License, Hardcore, 1.21.1 Minecraft server

alliances, BubbleLine, BUILD, challenge, CHANGE, Community, Create, economic system, Economy, Fishing, freedom, Guilds, Hardcore, Harvesting, License, Mining, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No pvp, No Registration, Politics, power, PvE, real players, role playing games, Roleplay, RP Community, Russian, Survival, Trade, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

1. Hardcore Survival: A real challenge for real players!

Dying on the BubbleLine isn’t just bad luck. This is a chance to rethink your actions and start over, but with the experience gained in a previous life.

To return to the game after death, you will need to purchase a revival on the server website. This will add complexity and excitement to every step, because the cost of a mistake can be high.

2. Build, create, change the world!

BubbleLine gives you complete freedom of action. You can build a cozy house in the forest, a luxurious mansion in the city center, or become the founder of an entire metropolis.

The server supports a developed economic system that allows you to earn money from various types of activities:

* Mining: Extract valuable materials, process them and sell them at a favorable price.

* Trade: Open your store and sell goods to other players.

* Harvesting: Farm and grow various crops.

* Fishing: Go fishing and catch valuable fish that you can sell or use in cooking.

3. Politics and power: Become a leader!

On BubbleLine you can not only build and survive, but also take part in political life.

Create parties, participate in elections, struggle for power and influence the development of the server!

4. RP community: Play by your own rules!

BubbleLine welcomes fans of role-playing games.

Create a character, invent a story for him, find friends and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of a role-playing game.

On the server you can meet different characters, from simple peasants to influential businessmen.

5. Community: Find friends, create an alliance!

BubbleLine is not just a server. This is a place where you can meet people with whom you can share your passion for the game.

Create a guild, join alliances, build joint projects, help each other and just have a good time!

Why BubbleLine is exactly what you need?

* Unique gameplay: Hardcore survival, a developed economy, political intrigue and a vibrant RP community – all this makes BubbleLine unique.

* Freedom of action: You decide for yourself who to be and how to live on BubbleLine.

* Friendly community: At BubbleLine you will find friendly players who are ready to help in any situation.

* Constant development: BubbleLine is constantly evolving, adding new features and functionality to make the game even more interesting.

BubbleLine is not just a game. This is a whole world ready to welcome you into its arms!

Join our community, build your world, live life to the fullest and make new friends on BubbleLine!

bubbleline.su

Lumina [Modded]

Adventure, alliances, building, Challenges, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, Dungeon, java edition, Legacy, Lumina, Minecraft, Modded, perma death, Quests, Rivalries, Server, Skills, Staff, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Votes:	1781	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to Lumina

Do you have what it takes to survive in a world where every decision matters? Lumina, a Minecraft server inspired by Danmachi and Tensura, delivers a thrilling experience featuring perma-death, a rich storyline, and the ultimate test of skill.

The Towering Dungeon Awaits

Dive into a single, massive dungeon spanning countless floors, each with its own sprawling ecosystems, biomes, and challenges. From lush forests to fiery infernos, every floor is a world unto itself—packed with secrets, treasures, and monsters to conquer.

Quests and a Living Story

Uncover a gripping storyline intertwined with custom quests that immerse you in the lore of Lumina. Every quest is an opportunity to shape your destiny and leave your mark on the world.

Unlock Unique Skills and Evolve

Harness the power of Lumina’s custom skill system to forge your path. Whether you’re a strategist, a warrior, or an explorer, there’s always a way to grow stronger.

Perma-Death: The Ultimate Challenge

In Lumina, every move counts. With perma-death, the stakes are high, and survival is only for the boldest adventurers.

A Player-Driven Realm

Form alliances, forge rivalries, and carve your legacy in Lumina’s dynamic community. Your decisions shape not just your story—but the world itself.

Java Edition Only

The Dungeon Calls—Will You Answer?

Step into Lumina and begin your adventure. The dungeon awaits your courage, strength, and skill. Are you ready to shine?

Looking for:

– Builders

– Discord Staff

– People well versed in server development

Discord: https://discord.gg/HQTMdfqa

IP: 5.180.34.157:8672

The server is carefully designed for the server to not be too hard so if you’re worried about that you should be fine

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Lumina a modded server?	No, Lumina is a vanilla Minecraft server
How many floors does the dungeon have?	The dungeon spans countless floors
What happens if my character dies?	In Lumina, perma-death means your character is permanently gone
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	No, Lumina is for Java Edition players only

V-Tark VTube Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, ARK Survival Evolved, collaboration, Community, content creators, Craft, Dinosaurs, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, Livestream, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, sandbox game, streaming, survival game, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VTark, vtube, Vtubers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6881	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	582
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like, filled with all these VTubers who have played and streamed Ark! Like, what even is Ark? Who cares, just join the server and experience the madness for yourself!

You’ll be like, surrounded by all these virtual YouTubers who are probably way cooler than you’ll ever be. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to play with them and become besties or something.

So like, stop wasting time and join this server ASAP! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your sad, pathetic life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

The Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachi, Chapter 34, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heartwarming, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, love, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, Niche, SHONEN, smp, Spirit Amber, STONE, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and witness the epic love story of Steve and a block of stone. Yes, you heard that right! Sparks fly when Steve accidentally crafts a pickaxe with a piece of stone that turns out to be his soulmate. Will their love withstand the test of creeper explosions and zombie attacks? Find out on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will they succeed in their evil plan or will the players band together to stop them? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a llama riding a pig, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your own block of stone to fall in love with!

BabyBlockersMC

abusive behavior, baby names, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, communication breakdown, control issues, family conflict, family dynamics, father in-law, generational differences, guilt trips, in-laws, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationship struggles, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, standing up for oneself, support from parents, support system

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think they can control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and outrageous baby name disputes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere demanding that you name your Minecraft baby after her. But fear not, for you have the power to stand up to her and declare that your blocky offspring will not bear her name!

Join us as we navigate through family feuds, guilt trips, and even TikToks about the importance of baby names. Will you side with your fiancé who can’t seem to grow a spine, or will you take a stand and show that you’re not to be messed with?

With supportive allies like your mom and your fiancé’s dad by your side, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world. So come on over to our server and let’s show those meddling in-laws who’s boss!

RichieRich SMP

affluent behavior, affluent personalities, elite social circles, extravagant behavior, extravagant experiences, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant possessions, extravagant spending, extravagant tastes, high society, lavish parties, luxury lifestyle, millionaire mindset, opulent living, privileged upbringing, rich people, RichieRich, smp, successful entrepreneurs, wealthy individuals, wealthy personalities

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?? It’s like, the richest server everrrrr! Like, the owner is a literal diamond block and the admins ride around on golden pigs, I swearrrr.

You gotta join this server, like ASAP, because the players are all like, super duper rich and they throw emerald parties every night. I heard one time, someone found a chest full of enchanted golden apples and they all turned into unicorns and flew around the map together. It was wild, man.

And get this, the mods are like, actual dragons who hoard all the diamonds and only give them out to the most epic builders. Like, I heard this one dude built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of emerald blocks and they made him king of the server. True story.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most baller Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for the creepers wearing top hats, they’re the real bosses around here. Good luck, broskis!

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Towns Built:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchantments Applied:	297
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	56
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!