Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

DISAPPOINTING, disappointing release, Failure, lack of innovation, lackluster, letdown, mediocre, Minecraft, missed opportunity, not worth the wait, Outdated, Release, smp, stagnant, subpar, thinking, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, unimpressive, Unoriginal, unsatisfactory, wasted potential

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	287

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Zombiewolfcraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP

A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gnyffens

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server that builds on what Micsis left behind.

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server, that builds upon what Micsis left behind.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Big Dig

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to The Big Dig! A Minigame/Factions server packed with features!

Enjoy: – Factions! – Minigames! – Awesome community! – A 24/7 server always on the latest patch! – Vote perks! Have a pet, /jump, xp boost and even more! – Creative world! – Skylands! – And much much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BigSister Gulliver Server

Economy, FTB, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Our Big Sister Minecraft Gulliver Server began as an alternate mirror server (or “sister” server) forGunia’s Gulliver server (otherwise known as the “main” server), circa October 2013. It has since branched off into its own micro-community, and currently boasts the latest Gulliver for Minecraft v1.6.2. As of mid-January, the server is running Gulliver Forged with Forge Essentials.

Our community is actually compromised of two servers:

The stable, builder-centric Big Sister server, which permanently runs Gulliver-Forged, accommodates up to 40 people, and can be accessed with the IP: bigsister.mcserver.ws.

And our experimental cutting-edge Little Brother server, which changes mod flavors every month, accommodates 10 people, and can be accessed at: littlebrother.mcserver.ws

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RMTWeb

Creative, PvP, Survival

A great friendly server with both a creative and survival world. Amazing constructions.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Walking Dead

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

You have chosen the right server. This server is one of many mc-adventure servers by jacobg2011 and nickg2001. This is the one Walking Dead server you will be addicted after a few minutes of gameplay. We have a custom resource pack, Kits for all of the walking dead characters, a custom map, and guns. Join now! Logan8190 is NOT the owner

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ExclusiveGaming

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

ExclusiveGaming We offer a unique and and awesome new way of playing factions. With over three years of minecraft knowledge and one year of minecraft server development, we understand what the player loves to do and how they like it done it a factions server. We offer the best that we can for the cracked community. Join our server today and have the best experience of your life. Enjoy playing minecraft with a great community and caring staff members.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PCNetwork

Prison

Welcome To PCN-Network! Brand new prison server With blocks: C -B-A-Ender-Elite-Free-Citizen-Nobe-Royal-King

Best Prison server Out There! Join Now!!!! 172.245.31.114:25565

Our staff is amazing, Awesome mines, decoration, Just amazing! Join Now to the Awesomest prison server you can join Hope you have fun! Cya there -Pass

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Towny Crafters 2.0

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Towny Crafters is back! Some people might have remembered a little server called Towny Crafters. Well two of the players from that server (which is us) started it back up! We thank the previous Towny Crafters staff for inspiring us to make such a great server. Join now and come join the fun. Make Towns, Roleplay. Survive! Build! Create! Make a kingdom, a city, a whole new Universe (not really, but u can try, lol), and much more. We hope to see you there, and maybe a couple familiar faces =)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	5813

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Survival Blocks

Survival

Brilliant for surviving got a new group called TheLegends and we will give you lots of good stuff in this server plz dont ask for staff and stuff plz join and we will get you fitted in ;D

Owner: Mikeasfr Co-Owner: Pie Commander: ImPiggy

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Troys lost Battalion PvP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

So you want a server of difficulty eh? Well why not try this bad boy for size eh?

We have MCMMO (like every other pvp server) Factions (same) Faction mobs. You can even fly your own ships/bases useing Autocraft.

This is a cracked server with a not annoying login plugin and is pvp/Not whitelisted.

Dosent sound like your thing? you can join our main server Troy’s lost Battalion. that one is white-listed. more info on the website http://troysbattalian.webs.com/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6939
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DommHD.nitrado.net

Survival

We have freebuild but also Spleef and SurvivalGames and that WITHOUT LAGGS just for you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.