Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CreativeInfinity

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeInfinity – a Minecraft server for builders that allows your wildest creations to come to life. Discover a friendly community of like-minded players that’s open and accepting of everyone. Design, build and share without any boundaries beyond those of your imagination!

Here’s a brief rundown of CreativeInfinity’s most noteworthy features: – Choose from Small, Medium and Large Plotworlds – Free Cross Server WorldEdit, VoxelSniper and Custom Commands – Custom Plugins – Plot Passwords – Get Promoted for your Build with Plotchecks – Plots are Fully Protected and Backed up Everyday – Constant Updates Offer New Features, Improvements & More

Join us today on creativemc.world

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KraynickCraft

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

KraynickCraft Needs Some Extra Members. We Have A Responsible Staff And Friendly Members. Recently We Have Added A Factions, A New Spawn And Updated To 1.7.5 And Need Some Help From New People For New Stuff. We Plan On Adding A PVP Arena And Spleef. What We Can Do Is Turn KraynickCraft From A Great Server, To An Awesome One. So Join Today!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BuildatNight

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Build at Night is a building focused, semi-vanilla server with a friendly active player base and a mature staff. Ranks and additional permissions are earned by building structures, we do NOT take donations. The main world is Survival. Contests are usually held in a separate Creative world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	6072
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Licence to Mine

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

FUN! MINIGAMES! ECONOMY! MANY MANY THINGS! FRIENDLY A survival server with a central spawn teleporting you to your choice of biome, featuring no fall damage, no block damage from mobs, no fire spread, and more. There’s self-serve security, a basic economy, custom drops, and access to multiple commands including sethome, home, spawn, and for registered members, teleporting commands! Tons to do, like learning how to capture horses! Parkour in our temple of cats! Mature players are welcome anytime! Come live it up with us!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

minecraft eudia server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Star Shards Collected:	190	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

XbrosMC Survival

Raiding, Survival

Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Polandcraft

Raiding

Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]

Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).

Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer

Admin: Hudson9700

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Baldurs Gate

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Farms Harvested:	705

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Items Found:	7815	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.