Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Magnet Craft

Prison

There is many different servers within this server! Mainly prison!

when we hit 35 peeps we are doing a Drop Party and a Mine Party!

Come and join the fun! dont miss out.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Biocraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars

Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

=== Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HeathCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The HeathCraft Survival Server is dedicated to providing a close vanilla minecraft esque feel. Whether you want to play with friends or are looking for new friends to play with, HeathCraft is where you should look. Our helpful staff team are willing to help you with any of your needs, and to prevent all of your hard earned items and builds from being destroyed, we have grief protection. We look forward to seeing you on!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

City Prison

Hardcore, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

At city Prison people all around the world come to play with there friends. But make sure the player in the chain armour ask for something you give the warden the item so you dont go to jail. the more money you earn the higher rank you can get. and the higher rank the better ores. Good Luck And Have Fun

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EcoVentureCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

EcoVentureCraft which is a Medieval themed Economy style minecraft server, I’ve had many great players over the years help by building some Really great structures & scenery for the server, as well as ideas we’ve implemented along the way

EcoVentureCraft is a Survival Economy server running a large handful of plugins, designed to allow many variations of minecraft play styles to be integrated to coincide in simultaneous worlds, allowing for people who enjoy playing and building in an ever-growing in-game environment, You’ll Climb the Ranks based on your own Economic Success

Earn Voting Reward Tokens to trade for Rare Items, Enchants, Repairs, and More!

You can either work the Economy traveling between towns with loads of goods, start up a shop once you’ve reached rank 3: [Merchant] you can create “Trade Signs” so even if you’re offline, you can earn in-game currency!

mark out a claim of land or rent a claim from the server, or even other players! from server towns to player claims, there are many options when deciding if you like the safety of being within Fortress walls, or if a cobblestone cabin among the hostile mobs is more your style. Create a Dedicated Town when you’ve reached rank 5 [King] or [Queen] which can have up-to a 100×100 Region of land Anywhere in the wilderness you choose.

The overall design for EcoVentureCraft was to avoid limiting what you can do in-game based on donating for simple functions, the entire server is and always will be no-cost for normal functionality. With the multitude of ways you can exchange currency with players, your dedication can become highly rewarding for you in-game success!

I would like to Welcome you to Adventure even further into the virtual lands of EcoVentureCraft. “Play out your Destiny!”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Empathy

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Empathy is a survival based server that also offers real educational content. We run PEX, Essentials, and Grief Prevention, among other (some unique) plugins. Easy travel, up to 25 homes, and 2000K claims. Our maps: – Survival – Original map, normal survival – Atlas – PvP enabled (no random PvP), normal survival, newer than original Survival map, and shares inventory with the Survival map – Skyblock – uses the aSkyblock plugin – Plotworld – world, plot size: 200×200 – Minigames – Map for minigames & creative mode (that’s not plots)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxy Servers

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

FoxyServers.co.uk Is both a survival and Roleplaying server. We have a friendly community so far and hope it stays that way. The time is set in a medieval period, with Kings and Queens, pages and squires, Dukes, Barons, and much more! Any additional questions may be asked directly to the two owners on the server. We look forward to seeing you soon! Cheers.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Diablecraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Your ultimate all-round Minecraft server offers: – Enough variety, thanks to several game principles and games – A powerful, self-financed server that promises lag-free gaming fun – Custom-written plugins – All game content is available to everyone – Coordinated ticket system on the website (coming soon) – Multilingual website with clear topics (in progress) – Forum for discussions, suggestions and wishes – English-speaking area in the forum – Well-coordinated and mature team – Pleasant and cohesive community – Protected against griefing and hacking attacks – Server, TS and website are available at all times – Always new features through new plugins and more

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

general656

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

If not the best Minecraft Greek server, definitely one of the best Greek Survival servers in Minecraft. Server with all cool features. Mumble voice communication potentials. Only some simple rules belongs to this fabulous Survival Server. Those simples rules are the following: * Flaming/trolling is forbidden * Destroy other players buildings is prohibited too but that’s why we have a special plugin for this * And at the end the obvious common rule that prohibits the advertise other servers. Have a good play!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ConspiracyCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the next generation of Minecraft Survival! Our gameplay is carefully designed alongside our community and always evolving. We love pushing Survival to its limits and trying new things!

Minecraft Version: 1.15.2 (Supports 1.16)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwissSMP.ch

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Are you also part of the unique Swiss gaming community? Modern, well-maintained forum. Respect & appreciation. Well thought out city system. Experience Minecraft, League of Legends, DayZ, World of Warcraft and other games with us!

Official server trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PuVrCpIis Watch more trailers: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96E6DDD809DEC2FF

Server-IP : SwissSMP.ch Website & Forum: http://SwissSMP.ch/infos Livemap: http://map.SwissSMP.ch City system: http://SwissSMP.ch/threads/staedtesystem.351

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Items Found:	2965
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Survival miney

PvE

Survival miney

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	258
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AbnormalPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Epic Minecraft PvP Faction Server With Custom Weapons and Daily Events With Weekly Drop Partys. We respect everyone on the server and we respect you. We Dont Hate We Just Play. Come On

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

oc0544

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

EVERYONE HAS /FLY!!! NPC Quests, McMMO, Hunger Games, Capture the flag, Spleef, FFA, pets and LOTS MORE!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Eternity

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Le Diamonds Live for an Eternity!!! PvP, Fctions, Survival, iConomy, ChestShop, and yes you can do griefing and raids 😉 Just the best server for survival players and its semi Vanilla Spawn go make the best armor survive to find your best gear and then do war!!! Be the best and have the best faction for an Eternity! Put all the players heads in your trophy room, even admins heads, we ar playng survival yeah! 😉

We dont use all the time kick but we use a lot of the jails 😀 The Sakalaka jails. We try to make this server as much fun is possible and realistic. If you build simthing perfect, like a Arena or a shop, call the ops and if its perfect it gets warp, safezone(for your faction, you can edit the place) and your name will go to the Comunity Hall. and you get a lot of money for that 😉 Ingame money dude. We whaiting for you bro! -Snakefist(admin)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!