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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fancycraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

In Fancycraft, you can play in Creative world, Survival, and a lot of games! Hunger Games, Spleef, Paintball… and more!! Come join us! Do not put the port number in the server ip. just join with this IP>> mc.fancycraftserver.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5828	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Myrescape | 24/7 | No lag | Factions

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Myrescape is a 24/7 faction PvP server with no lag!

Rules: [1] Do not use profitabke game modifications, also known as ‘hacks’ in this server [2] Respect other players [3] No excessive swearing [4] No excessive capitalization [5] Do not question the staff’s decisions. Reasonable input is always appreciated. [6] Griefing IS allowed! And so is in-faction griefing! [7] No spawn camping (killing new players around the spawn area) [8] Use common sense [9] Last, but not least: enjoy your stay!

This server is fairly new, so I am currently trying my best to improve the gameplay 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2347

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

Block.sqlm.ro

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	126	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ACSS

Survival

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Hey! Have you been dissatisfied with most minecraft servers? Do they all feel the same to you? Join Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 for a unique One of a Kind experience like no other. With skilled developers and an incredible staff team running the server you will not find anything like this anywhere else. Tired of laggy servers? Bad uptime? Boring gamemodes? Look no further! We have amazing custom gamemodes including RUST, WasteLand, Skywars, Creative (FREE WORLDEDIT), KitPvP and more! Never worry about lag again with our high power dedicated servers and 100% fibre network! Try us today @ Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 & Visit forums @ CarreCraft.enjin.com for more info!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Prometeus

Survival

Prometheus

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.