Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mystery Lunch

Survival, Vanilla

A close knit community that focuses on social interactions and forming bonds that turn into friendships. We maintain a vanilla game style with the exceptions of a few security plug ins as well as mini games.

So pack your lunch and come check us out at mc.mysterylunch.net

We also have a site located at http://mysterylunch.net/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StoneLand

Creative, Factions, Survival

Non-premium Spanish-speaking Minecraft server. Join up!

IP: mc.stoneland.es

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AuroraPvP

KitPvP

AuroraPvP is a brand new KitPvP server which brings different types of entertainment to your minecraft experience. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arcade Universe

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

Arcade Universe is a server with paintball,factions,plots and much more join now!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crossplay! 1.20.4 🌎Stormy Lagoon🌎 Vanilla-Inspired 🐴mcMMO🐴 Bluemap 💤Better Sleep💤 Land Claiming 🎨ArtMap🎨

bedrock, Crates, hermitcraft, java, Notp2w, Playereconomy, Playermarketplace, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Crossplay! 1.20.4 🌎Stormy Lagoon🌎 Vanilla-Inspired 🐴mcMMO🐴 Bluemap 💤Better Sleep💤 Land Claiming 🎨ArtMap🎨 Minecraft Server

Start your survival journey today! We host a1.19.4 survival server with features and custom items suggested by our community. Our server (and world) opened 1/4/2022. Our community has been around for 4+ years! Stormy Lagoon has a nice community. We have a thriving player economy, with player shops at the spawn’s marketplace and player-ran warps around the map. With mcMMO installed for a competitive leaderboards (all abilities are disabled).

Server Version: 1.20.4, Java & BedrockServer IP: play.stormylagoon.comBedrock Port: 25566 (You do not need to use a port for Java!)Discord:https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

What do we have to offer?

> 🔠• The 1.19.1 chat report feature has been disabled.> 📗• Well organized Discord text channels for guidance on all of the different server features.> 🔮• QOL commands such as /spawn, /tpa, /home and /back.> 🛑• Rules designed to let everyone have an enjoyable experience on the server, worry and lag free.> 👮‍• Mature and helpful staff ready to answer any questions you may have.> 🎁• Not P2W! No /fly from ranks. All ranks are obtainable via voting.> 📡• Crossplay between Java and Bedrock accounts on our server. Mobile, Xbox, PS4, all can join!> 🌷• Draw directly onto canvases on our server! Express your inner creativity. /artmap> 💎• Build large robust farms and sell your good at the player ran marketplace to other players.> 🏹• mcMMO has been completely reworked to just be leaderboards for friendly competition.> 🏡• An advanced land claiming plugin with custom flags to control your claims.> ⭐• Hundreds of custom tags and join messages you can choose from (voting rewards!).> 🍻• And countless other features. Come join our server today to explore everything together!> 🏳️‍🌈• We support and welcome everyone to our friendly server! 🙂

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Here are our easy to follow rules to ensure an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays!

We support kind and respectful behaviour. Staff quickly calm toxic acts: Respect other players; Be helpful; No excessive swearing or offensive expressions/acronyms/jokes; No debating politics, religion, or spiritual belief systems; No talking about illegal substances and their usage; Obscene/inappropriate/explicit material is prohibited; No advertising other servers not affiliated with Stormy Lagoon; No linking/referring to material not allowed by the above mentioned rules; Keep chat in English.Keep chat/signs/items civil and PG. Keep chat friendly and helpful for everyone playing.Earn your own items. Begging/x-ray/exploits/cheating are anti-survival and not allowed.Theft & Griefing is allowed in unclaimed territory. Griefing just to grief is not tolerated. Do not uglify something for fun.Be mindful of lag. Keep mob farms and redstone fast. No AFK fish farms. (We allow for awesome farms!)

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Looking forward to meeting you on the Stormy Lagoon server!

The server is not whitelisted, but we do have a greylist to help weed out those players who join and play for just a few minutes before quitting. We don’t like having hundreds of smaller claims around the world, as it only disrupts players who do large-scale builds. This greylist is completely optional, as you have full access to the entire server without filling it out, but if you do fill it out, you gain +1,000 claim blocks, which is a lot more than what you start with when you first join! Discord is not required to play, but we use Discord as our main source of news, announcements, and displaying rules.

Click here for the greylist thread.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Whale Gaming

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Whale Gaming’s Minecraft server. PvP/PvE Spleef HyperConomy McMMO Mob Arena And Much More!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6763	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

awCraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Enjoy our great and beautiful, yet unpopular server. We have factions, parkour, etc

Please tell everyone you know about our server, so it may one day be popular!

Enjoy 😀

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MythicRealmsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Hello and welcome to the MythicRealms RPG! MythicRealms RPG is an upcoming MMORPG-like Minecraft server. Follow your path of adventurer, live the life you want to roleplay, own property or whole town, prosper together with fellow adventurers, create and be selected as Featured Artist on the server website. The game is currently in active development and will be released on our website: mythicrealmsrpg.com/game/beginning/ as automated install script.

Visit our website at http://mythicrealmsrpg.com/chapter-beginning/ Follow us on Twitter as we build the server! – https://twitter.com/mythicrealmsrpg Get most recent news and chat with us on Discord – https://discord.gg/PNW2jZ/ Watch our streams on Twitch – https://www.twitch.tv/mythicrealmsrpg Join us on Facebook – https://www.facebook.com/pages/Mythic-Realms/446181652159138 Latest updates for media and art at Imgur – https://imgur.com/user/MythicRealmsRPG

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8128

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Kastia

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Kastia is perhaps the most expansive Minecraft MMORPG in existence. Beyond that, Kastia features exclusive minigames such as Lucky Block Skywars, Ronbattle, and more!

Everything on the server is coded from scratch by Ronbo, and the team strives to push out new content and features on a weekly, if not daily basis.

What can you expect to see in Kastia? INTENSE COMBAT AND AMAZING ITEMS CHALLENGING DUNGEONS IMMERSIVE QUESTS AND LORE BEAUTIFUL BUILDS So, please, come check us out today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Excavation- Dungeon RPG

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by noted games Skyrim and Borderlands, this dungeon-grinding role player combines the aspects of collecting and raiding realms to create the ultimate Minecraft RPG experience. Uncover the many secrets of EXCAVATION and become the greatest warrior ever to travel through this level-based game.

WARNING: Competes with Dark Souls in regard of difficulty.

ENGINE: http://excavationgames.enjin.com/

BUYCRAFT: http://excavation.buycraft.net/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RiftMC

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

RiftMC!!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cryptic Hub – Prison – Skyblock – Lifesteal [1.16-1.20+] – Join now -> staff needed! – free ranks

Arkhamnetwork, Faction, Needstaff, Needstaffnewserver, Newserver, Opprison, Payouts, Prison, Skyblock

Cryptic Prison is a new sort of prison server, we strive for custom content and are always adding new and exciting custom items to our prison! At the moment you can login and mine in your own PRIVATE mine, and use some of our in-house custom items such as ROBOTS, which will mine for you even when you are OFFLINE, so you never lose the chance on ranking up and claiming the topspot on our LEADERBOARDS.

You also do not have to spend a CENT on our store, as all store ranks and items are obtainable INGAME, through hard work and determination.

All of our STAFF are fully trained members of the CRYPTIC team, and will not let you down.

We will be waiting for YOU.

Current Staff Needed:

Helper x2 Mod x1 Admin x1

Join the discord today:

discord.gg/cryptichub

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HEXmc

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HEXmc is a new Faction PvP Server. JOIN IN, TEAM UP, AND THROW DOWN. Build your ultimate base with your friends, and work together to destroy your enemies and earn the title of the Best Faction On The Server.

BuyCraft So you want us to get another plugin? Now you can encourage us to get it! By paying $1 you’ll encourage us to get a plugin that the server needs, or a minigame or anythhing like it. You can also buy a Grand Opening Package (Only 10 available!), that has everything you need to Dominate.

Do You Have What It Takes? I Don’t Know, But Lets See. Gather Your Friends And Join HEXmc!!

NOTICE: DO NOT ASK FOR RANKS, YOU WILL NOT GET THAT RANK!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Evisea

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Evisea, a unique type of survival.

The team behind Evisea tries their best to provide a unique kind of survival experience. We got it ALL in one amazing package, suitable for any type of player.

Some of the features we provide are;

– Fully custom Quest sequences with in-depth stories. – A dynamic pricing system for the global shop, accessible by any player. – Thirst and Diseases as an addition to the hunger bar and health bar. – A fully custom world with custom biomes and mobs. – A dual ranking system, and much more!!

Come join us at mc.evisea.com!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Jeddix Factions

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Raiding, Survival Games

Jeddix is a server which includes factions/hungergames you can go out an survive in the lush forests or play a awesome game of HungerGames with all of your friends. our jeddix server is hoping to be some what of a network eventually if we can get enogh people donating we can make it!. so please join the server have a great time and donate for awsome Kits and Commands

Also we are a very new server so we need staff and builders so we are very happy to read your application but you have to join the server to apply for a Mod. But as builders go we dont mind who you are as lon as you can build some awesome things. we also have some very cheap and very OP ranks to buy we also have enchantment that go up to Lvl 1000 which make PVPing 1000% BETTER! IF THE IP DOESNT WORK USE 198.154.155.10 thanks!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.