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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

McAdventureWorld

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

A one of a kind network where Adventure Happens at from Eco Survival, Factions,Skyblocks, Creative and hungergames plus more. Plus Discover our Custom made maps and Custom faction server and plus more. Join the McAdventureWorld network Today and invite your friends to play with you on your Adventure World.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ShatteredMines

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Survival [NEW]

KitPvp OpPrison [NEW SPAWN AND MINES]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MozartRealms

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Grief, raid and PvP to your heart’s content! MozartRealms is a PvP Factions server with a supernatural twist – you have the option of becoming a Vampire or Werewolf! As a bonus, Vampires are able to transform into a bat for 20 seconds at a time to escape from foes.

Primary Plugins: Factions, McMMO, Vampire, Werewolf, Chestshops + many more! Coming soon: PvP Arena and Mob Ally for Vampires

Staff have a mature, player-driven attitude, with cursing being allowed in public chat.

We look forward to meeting you soon at pvp.mozartrealms.com!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3604	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trippers Games

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Mini Games Server 1.7.2- 1.7.9 Premium 24/7 Owners Skype: UnitedsWorld SkyWars, KitPVP, MobArean, HungerGames, PlotWorld Needs Members And Has Staff Ranks For The Right Players

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AristoCraft Adekvaft RUS

Economy

Server by russian antigrief and anticheat creators. Our server is very good for yours anticheat ambitions. You can speek with russian schoolmates and destroy bad players. We will have good smile, if you invite our group on vk.com;)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VaporMC

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Our Prison server, a server where you fight to escape the enclosed walls of the prison, by mining, selling and betraying your fellow inmates. Grow in influence and power, gain more materials, and become a imprisoned millionaire, as you fight for your regained freedom. Join us, as we play one of the most up and coming game modes in Minecraft today, and fight your way to freedom from the prison!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecrafting

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A different kind of server

Minecrafting has been around for over 6 years, and has slowly evolved from a small private server, to a much larger setup on a dedicated server. Rather than forcing players to buy additional perks, our server keeps to the basics, so you can once again enjoy playing multiplayer in a peaceful server. The server has been rebuilt over the past year, building upon experience gained over the last couple of years. We are now ready to start welcoming players back to the server, so come and check us out.

– Features – Bank Dynmap Jobs mcMMO Towny Shops PvE

Come and join us, and create the town of your dreams!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

mcdragonsdoom

KitPvP

a fun server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaVerse

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

With our warmhearted community and cheerful staff, you’ll find yourself cozy in our handcrafted vanilla experience. We have it all: land claiming, no griefing, a fun server culture, and some of the friendliest players you’ll meet! We throw a variety of events from time to time to appeal to any player from the PvP god, to the builder, and of course the classic survivalist.

Welcome home to VanillaVerse!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

sharkland

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Roleplay, Survival

sharks

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Corsia Craft

Economy, Roleplay

Corsia Craft is a Steampunk themed roleplay server that has been in the works for a year and a half, with admins who have been running similar servers for two and a half. Corsia Craft features a large, lovingly crafted and detailed Steampunk city and greater island, rich lore that evolves through player events, dynamic politics and faction relations, and highly energised and dedicated staff. For additional information, our own forums, or to apply for staff, please visit our website. The server is grey-listed which means players who have not yet created an approved character will not be able to interact or chat in the RP world. To gain an approved character now, you can either post an application here or on our RP forum which either an Admin or RP staff member will review. Once approved we will add you to the grey-list!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	878825	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ZenCraft

Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: zencraft.us

♦ ZenCraft ♦ —– | Factions | Prison | Magic | GUNS | VANILLA | SkyBlock | Creative | Raiding | KitPVP | PVP | STARWARS | CITYVILLE | FARMVILLE |—– With a Skilled staff we are committed to bringing our players the best gameplay possible with a variety of servers to choose from. Our motto is to constantly improve and to never forget about the little things. Earn in game cash by mining, chopping, digging, killing monsters, killing players and auctioning items. Check out some of the server features below. ================= ♦ Free ranks ♦ Amazing PvP ♦ Auctions ♦ Factions ♦ Shops ♦ Kits ♦ Monsters ♦ Custom weapons ♦ Magic ♦ Guns ♦ SkyBlock ♦ Creative ♦ And MORE ================= ♦Join now at zencraft.us ♦

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sorb Pixelcore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

This is a pixelmon server, join us

this is a personal modpack you, if you have technic launcher you can add this pack by adding this url: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/sorb-pixelcore-modpack

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Towns Built:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lichs Server

Factions, PvP, Survival

Come join our server Respectful, friendly and understanding staff small server with 30 slots See you there!!! 😀 ✔✌

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MultiPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to MultiPvP Network. The most dangerous bird lives here We birds goal is to fly our players to the top and that is exactly how we have been doing for 4 years and we will continue with that.

Factions MultiPvP Factions is built in the best possible way, with everything built on simplicity and elegance, what we have achieved is something fantastic. A server unique to its class and a server that takes Minecraft to another level. Together with the worlds best community and staff team, we take Factions to a level. We build the server based on our players needs and together with the community to make a server that I or not you have done but we built together.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	119

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.