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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Grotto

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The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Secret Passages Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3083

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft-ESP

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Official server of Minecraft-ESP.com, community friendly to Mojang and with more than 3 years of experience. Open since Alpha!

We have 3 servers:

Survival: Towny, Residence, LWC, events, Pets, Creative World, Admin and player stores, etc…

Hardcore: Increased difficulty, clans and PvP.

MiniGames (MespGames): Have a good time playing with your friends, or participate in various scheduled staff events to earn money for the other servers!

Plugins: McMMO, Jobs, Towny, Residence, PlotMe, LWC, WorldGuard, Citizens, Craftconomy, DynMap, ShopKeeper, Lottery, iDisguise, Pets, …

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!