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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Divine Spears Created:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Survival Network

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello PlanetMinecraft! Welcome To The Survival Network! Made By The YouTuber… www.youtube.com/user/Nassau5MC I hope you enjoy my survival server! We feature… – ChestShops – iConomy – Costom Plugins – Great Staff – Fun PvP Areas – Much More! Awesome Small Community!!!! No one to bother you 🙂 GIVE US A DIAMOND AND VOTE GET 5 DIAMONDS DAILY!!! —————————————– READ ALL THE SPAWN SIGNS, BEFORE ASKING STAFF QUESTIONS!!!! (Most Are Answered On The Spawn Signs)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BavariaZ

Economy, Survival

:!——————————————————————————– BavariaZ :!——————————————————————————– More than just a server Now with many options to use your in-game money. :!——————————————————————————– Lots of great plugins. :!——————————————————————————– Nice players. :!——————————————————————————– … :!——————————————————————————– I hope you have fun on the server when you joint and make something out of it. Become a millionaire or something else. :!——————————————————————————–

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Potions Brewed:	190	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Simply Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A simple but effective survival server. With a market, spleef arena and mob arena there is a plenty to do. A custom point based ranking system is also in place to help you earn more privileges to extend your journey.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OpFaction

Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

This is a server u can Maybe Apply and have fun in this server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fadedcraft

Survival, Vanilla

1 Goal. Survive. You are spawned in an open world with all vanilla survival. No plugins, no nothing. Just classic Minecraft. Raid and build houses and bases and conquer all. Choose what you do. You can be raided or raid. Get killed or kill. Mine, craft and build. No plugins no nothing. And if you don’t play wisely , you will be faded into death, and you’ll have to start over. This is Faded-craft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TripperGames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Join this server now. This server version is 1.7.10 and we have a new hub and mini games.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SmSm Craft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

SmSmCraft Server Version 1.7 – 18 Cracked and premium Join It ! IP:SmSmCraft.Com we have skypvp , survivalgames , skyblock , skywars , kitpvp , ffa , pvpsteal , d3s , prison , creative , redstonepvp ,rush , gainttown , factions , all that servers waiting you!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DreadCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Fresh survival/factions server ready to be played! We include McMMO, Donor Ranks, Warps, Shop, Eco, Website, SilkSpawners, MobCash and More!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	4099

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MCStrike

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

IP: mcstrike.net – (NO MODS REQUIRED!)

MCStrike is a gun gamemode server dedicated to making guns in Minecraft feel fun! It’s developed by The Noxcrew and currently includes:

Team Deathmatch, Deathmatch, Search & Destroy, Mutated (Infected), clans (With clan leaderboards), 4 classes, 55 levels per prestige, 10 prestiges, 8 different primary weapons, 10 different pieces of equipment, very active admins that listen to the community, and lots of game improving updates quire regularly.

We’re currently the only server out there to offer a PROPER ‘infected’ gamemode that we called ‘Mutated’. So come try it out, it’s super fun and has many, many, scary custom sounds.

Links: Website: http://mcstrike.com/ Donations: http://store.mcstrike.com/ Noxcrew Site: http://noxcrew.com/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SoulCraft Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP

~> SoulCraft Network [1.7.X] <~| NEW STYLE! soul-craft.me

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RPG Factions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

– Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

Proof for Skype.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dumbledores Army

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ravage Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

——————————————–Ravage Network——————————— Welcome this is Ravage Faction,Raiding,and PvP server All players are welcomed (BUT HACKERS OR MODDED MINECRAFT GAMES THIS WELL BECOME A PERMANENT BAN!)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SyllaMc – Avatar Bending Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Scylla is an open world bending RPG, The server is RPG themed and includes custom bending mobs and other foes, Level yourself up by killing enemies and enhance the challenge by making your way away from the point you spawned at!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkookCraft

Factions

The best and the most interesting pvp!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.