Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

rooscraft

Factions

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9600	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Not Your Normal Minecraft Server

You have got to see it to believe it.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Skelacraft

Creative, Roleplay

– You can world Edit, If you dont know how to we even have a tutorial for you! – Redstone ISN’T disabled, You might say well then your server will lag. Wrong. – If a friend betrays you we can roll your plot back :O – Only you can people you add can build on your plot. – We offer =3= types of plot worlds unlike the normal 1. – We have a Normal plot world, Ender Plot World, And Nether Plot world – We allow you to claim 2 plots! – We are family friendly so chat will be safe! – We have 10 BUILD ranks so you always have a new goal to push for! What we have planned for the future of the server: – REAL money build competitions. If you win a competition you deserve a nice prize 🙂 – We want to add some more roleplay features like pets, etc. – Opening a free build world. Join our server at: 192.99.211.224:25565

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Optimus Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dique MC

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Dique MC is an Argentine server founded on July 31, 2014.

We have created this server with a lot of enthusiasm, love and effort so that together with you we can share many moments of laughter, surprises and new friends.

This server has a Survival World and Skyblock. We have economy, pets, skins for non-premium players and many more things.

We thank you in advance for visiting us and choosing us. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CakeMine

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

Survival: – EasyPvE – Vanilla terrain, lockette, city plots – HardPvP – Custom terrain & structures, PvP, Hard Mode. Bloodmoon. Death. Want a challenge? You’ve found one.

Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NetRox

Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

SkylivePvP – PvP with Style!

SkylivePvP is a Skypvp server with German/English players! There is an event every day at 8 p.m.! The event is different “every day”. We have a cool SkylivePvP team and have a lot of fun on the server!! If you want, you can join us!

Our IP is: SkylivePvP.tekkit.de

Kein Tekkit Server xD sondern Bukkit!!

We would be happy if you came by! 😀

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Epic Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

An Epic Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock.

Connect with the ip: EpicSB.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rehab

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	686	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.