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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Emeralds Found:	5820	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineLevel

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server Version 1.8 to 1.12 Ip: play.minelevel.com Modalities: SurvivalFactions, SkyWars, Rex, and many new things coming soon.

Site: http://www.minelevel.com Store: http://www.minelevel.com/tienda Suitable for all types of players.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zaoby Luna Network

Towny

Community server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Path-A-Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: pathacraft.mcserver.ws PATH-A-CRAFT Things we have: Towny McMMO Voting Rewards Survival Creative Endless End Admin Shop

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CrispyCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival

A minecraft Factions server, with survival and PVP, 24/7.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DigCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Digcraft is a semi-vanilla survival minecraft server. We PVP for loots, you earn money from mobs for shops and towns. You can smelt your salvaged tools/armour. You can bottle your xp before jumping into battle. All things vanilla are enabled.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CosmicPrison

Prison

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Hello, my name is Sebastian but you can call me Seb. I am the server owner of CosmicPrison we are an OP Prison Server that love to play with out delightful players. We aren’t a big community but we are only here here to make you happy and enjoy this awesome Game Called Minecraft. We of course have a list of rules and some Very useful and itself Funny Plugins. Hope you enjoy. Your Friend -SEB

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Khaos Craft

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Khaos Craft. A new and expanding community. Come check us out today, and find a home for a lifetime!

Our server is freshly started, and rapidly growing. Based on community opinion, we are constantly adding/changing the server. Join today and help build the foundation of what we at Khaos Craft hope will be one of the BEST servers available!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

Creative – 48×48 AND 128×128 plots. WorldEdit & VoxelSniper available! “Modded” Survival – SlimeFun, Voter Crates, and Custom Enchantments. Mostly-Vanilla Epic Survival New Skyblock with Nether Islands Prison with Custom Enchantments, OP Picks, and Voter Crates.

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CCEU.EU

PvP

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

rooscraft

Factions

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.