Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KidzCraftKraziness

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Remember that time you thought your imaginary friend was just a regular old pal? Well, turns out they were actually a ghost haunting your childhood home! But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, ghosts are just friendly players looking for some company in the afterlife. Join us for a hauntingly good time and make some spooky memories that will last a lifetime!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Towns Built:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PyroVault

action-packed gameplay, Adventure, alliances, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Gamemodes, Dedicated Servers, fearless fighter, market control, master builder, MCMMO, Mini Games, player-driven economy, Prizes, PvP battles, Rewards, Skyblock, Surviving, Trading, version 1.20.4, weekly events

Embark on an epic Minecraft adventure with PyroVault, where excitement and rewards await! Whether you’re a master builder, fearless fighter, or a daring adventurer, the journey of a lifetime is right here.

Jump into custom gamemodes like Skyblock, where your skills in building, trading, and surviving will be put to the ultimate test. Will you thrive solo or form mighty alliances? The choice is yours.

Our player-driven economy means you control the market. Buy, sell, and trade to rise to the top. Face off in thrilling PvP battles, or explore challenges that will keep you on your toes.

Over $1000 in prizes are up for grabs in Season 1! Compete, build, and battle your way to the top and claim your share of the rewards.

Weekly events bring even more excitement, with chances to earn exclusive rewards and make memories with our vibrant, friendly community.

And don’t worry about lag or downtime. Our dedicated servers run 24/7, ensuring smooth, action-packed gameplay.

Now for the best part: Players from version 1.20.4 and above can join the fun. So grab your friends and dive into PyroVault today, where the adventure never stops.

Are you ready to take on the challenge?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’

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Are you tired of playing on soulless Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some soul into your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and mystical creatures that will make your jaw drop.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Soul Block. Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest and claim the Soul Block for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that your gaming experience is smooth and enjoyable. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your soul run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have impeccable taste in cinema. That’s right, we want to know what kinos you watch before we let you join our exclusive community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug a hole so deep that he ended up in the Nether. Rumor has it he’s still down there, mining away for all eternity. Will you be the one to find him and join him in his quest for infinite diamonds?

So if you’re ready to test your movie knowledge and embark on wild adventures with the Diamond Digger, then come join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure you bring your popcorn and pickaxe, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Potions Brewed:	53	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelPerfection

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CreeperZapCraft

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join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bug Out Breakout

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork ?

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SkyRealms – SkyRealms offers a skyblock experience similar to NeoNetwork, with custom features and a dedicated community.
CraftYourTown – CraftYourTown is a survival-focused server with an active player base and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh.
PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a unique twist on Minecraft, PixelmonCraft combines the world of Pokemon with Minecraft gameplay for a truly immersive experience.
MineSaga – MineSaga offers a variety of game modes, including skyblock, survival, and more, making it a versatile choice for players looking for diverse gameplay options.
PvPLand – PvP enthusiasts will enjoy PvPLand, a server dedicated to intense player vs player battles and competitive gameplay. With custom features and events, PvPLand is a great option for those looking for a challenge.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Brainless

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𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Emeralds Found:	4111	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventurer, Beast King & Medicinal Herb, Demons, Ex demon general, FANTASY, Fixing dungeons, Garron, Healing demons, Human/demon war, humans, Juuou to Yakusou, Manga, Manga discussion, manga recommendations, Manga Review, manga thread, Minecraft, Pact, reading, romance, smp, Thread, tina

Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SisGradNoTalkieMC

Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, Emotional distance, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional response, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Therapy, graduation ceremony, household chores, hurt feelings, ignoring behavior, parent intervention, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, SisGradNoTalkieMC, sister relationship

Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HamburgCaliphateGather

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Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Triumvirate Network

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Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

/MinerMemes/ – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where everything is bigger and better – just like our players’ egos! We’ve got events that will blow your mind, like the Worlds 2024 Event Pass where you can unlock Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary skins.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with legendary skins for Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, we even have Prestige skins for those who want to flex on their friends.

Don’t believe us? Check out our latest patch notes and PBE updates to see all the crazy content we have in store for you. And if you need some tips on how to dominate the game, we’ve got builds and account stats to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, literally, because we have a chicken army waiting for you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.