DisabledCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Items Found:	6265	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PetitionCraft: Where Americans try to get creepers banned!

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Are you tired of trying to change the world by signing boring petitions to your representatives? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can save the world by building epic structures and battling evil mobs! Who needs politicians when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us and show the world that real change happens in pixelated block form!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Farms Harvested:	800
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Beats: Where Creepers Dance to the Sound of Mining

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Anti-Loli Song” that will make you question reality and maybe even make you break out into a spontaneous dance (just watch out for creepers sneaking up on you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Creepers vs. Unicorns: The Ultimate Showdown

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Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they compete in a dance-off to determine who is the ultimate blocky champion. Will Steve’s smooth moves outshine Herobrine’s spooky steps? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and will boogie down with you all night long.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCardCraze – Where you can pay for diamonds with plastic!

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Are you tired of being denied by your little plastic square when trying to buy food in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we accept all forms of payment, including diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Join us and never worry about going hungry in the virtual world again.

We’ve heard stories of players trying to use multiple credit cards in-game, only to have them all declined. But on our server, you can use as many payment methods as you want, because we believe in giving our players the freedom to spend their virtual currency however they please.

Join us now and experience a world where the only limit to your shopping spree is your imagination. Who needs a little plastic square when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and dine together on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	24	Animals Bred:	88
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BootyCraft: Where Pink Booties and Whiteboys Unite!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas with laser eyes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident pink booty expert, Whiteboywhat. He’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this wacky and wild world. But be warned, the land is also home to a gang of mischievous sheep who have formed their own secret society and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pink booty over here and join the funniest, craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	95	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Bunny Bonanza

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll find a bizarre mix of Japanese culture in a European setting! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of time-traveling samurais got lost on their way to feudal Japan and ended up settling in this European land. Now, you can explore ancient temples, battle ninja creepers, and maybe even stumble upon a sushi bar hidden in a medieval castle. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JesusCraft: Where Pure Christian Girls Thread Their Way to Victory!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a beautiful castle with a lovely Proverbs 31 girl by your side? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wacky adventure filled with virgin brides, angelic Proverbs 31 girls, and only the nicest Christian ladies around. Build a church together, go on missions to spread the good word of Notch, and maybe even find your soulmate in the process.

But beware, only the purest of heart and the most devout of players will be able to survive in this crazy world. So grab your Bible, put on your diamond armor, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Star Shards Collected:	131	Emeralds Found:	787
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Poo Paradise: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is like a third world shithole, but with a twist – you get to build your own hovel out of pixelated blocks!

Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Towns Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Niji Sanji Funhouse – Come Mine and Chill with Us!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a community of Nijisanji fans and experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and build epic structures with your favorite Nijisanji members, like virtual idols and crazy virtual entertainers! Watch multiple streams at once while playing, because why not? Who needs sleep anyway?

To join, just show us your love for Nijisanji by sharing your favorite content and proving that you can understand the language used by the branch you want to get into. And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t have time for shitposting, discordfags, or tribalfags here!

So come on over and let’s make some virtual magic happen in Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even become a virtual superstar yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1793	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	371224	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Mania: Where Sonic Team’s Speed Meets Blocky Adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more chaos than a Sonic game in the 2000s! Our development team is constantly churning out new features and updates faster than Sonic himself can run. We live and breathe Minecraft here, just like Sonic Team used to live and breathe Sonic.

Join us and witness the insanity firsthand as we race through pixelated worlds, build epic structures, and battle mobs with the speed and precision of a hedgehog on caffeine. Who needs Sega when you can join our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft madness like never before?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of what really happened to Sega and Sonic Team internally. Or maybe you’ll just have a blast playing Minecraft with a bunch of crazy gamers. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

INTJ Craft: Where only the most intellectual players survive…and the rest are just cattle

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only two types of people you’ll find are INTJs and cattle. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our INTJs are the most strategic and cunning players you’ll ever meet. They’ll outsmart you at every turn and leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But don’t worry, if you’re not an INTJ, you can always join the cattle. They may not be the brightest bunch, but they sure know how to moo in harmony. Plus, they make great companions for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a trusty steed when you can have a trusty cow by your side?

Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only rule is to embrace your inner INTJ or moo like there’s no tomorrow. Who knows, you might just find yourself herding cattle with a group of mastermind INTJs or plotting world domination with a herd of mooing cows. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft Love Island: Digging for Diamonds in the Friend Zone

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Are you tired of boring old romance manga that everyone else is reading? Do you crave a love story that is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to find your next favorite romance manga!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where love knows no bounds – not even the boundaries of reality! Meet other players who are just as obsessed with finding the most bizarre and outrageous romance manga out there. From love triangles with Endermen to forbidden romances between players and villagers, our server has it all!

So why waste your time with the same old romance manga when you can dive into a world of love, laughter, and creepers? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your heart stolen – literally, because you never know what kind of crazy love story you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5