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BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4307	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Night Owl Network

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are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	121	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Oops2Epic

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Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Autism Brain Blocks Server

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

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Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	8779	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	228096	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NewMomNoGoZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Players Killed by Monsters:	8671	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!