DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4169	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6825
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Animals Bred:	142	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	79
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ores Mined:	7651	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	2389	Emeralds Found:	801
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	3285

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Emeralds Found:	4767
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	123

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3020	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Farms Harvested:	579	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	673215
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	98	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	3601
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6