Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Dragons Tamed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Animals Bred: 69

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 2923

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Crops Grown: 5890 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ores Mined: 6104 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 296217 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 New Chunks Explored: 309792
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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