Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Ores Mined: 9716 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Falling into the Void: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Towns Built: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3317 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Runes Activated: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ores Mined: 1466
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Crops Grown: 6910 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 538 Alien Abductions: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Villages Defended: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Emeralds Found: 7910

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Magic Items Found: 7698
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8921 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Crops Grown: 6101
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Ores Mined: 549 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 64

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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