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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5351 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 714 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 295751 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
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